• Spark (0-20 lbs)
• Flame (21-40 lbs)
• Blaze (41-60 lbs)
• Inferno (61-90 lbs)
• Wildfire (91+ lbs)

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Describe your hero's armor (coat type)

• LITE ARMOR i

  Smooth, short coats that require minimal drying and brushing.

  (e.g., Pugs, Boxers, Beagles, Pitties)

• EVO ARMOR i

  Medium or standard double coats or curly/doodle hair types requiring extra drying time.

  (e.g., Golden Retrievers, Shepherds, Huskies, Poodles, Doodles)

• ULTRA ARMOR i

  Heavy double coats or long curly/doodle hair types requiring extensive precision and drying.

  (e.g., Woolly Huskies, Malamutes, Newfoundlands, Full Coat (over 2 inches) Poodles/Doodles)

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• CROWN LINEAGE i

  Poodle & Doodle Breeds.

  (Example: Goldendoodle, Bernedoodle, Labradoodle, Standard Poodle)

• NOBLE LINEAGE i

  Small Breed Poodle mixes.

  (Example: Cavapoo, Shihpoo, Maltipoo, Yorkipoo)

• CLASSIC LINEAGE i

  All Other Breeds.

  (Examples: Shih Tzu, Golden Retriever, Spaniel, Yorkie, Shepherds)

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What is the primary goal of this visit?

• LEVEL 1: Protector's Bath i

  Bath, Blow-Dry, Claws, Ears, Paws, Brush-Out.

  Before a legend can rise... armor must be purified. The heart must be tempered.

  Guided by Narmo's steady warmth, we overcome the elements to cleanse beyond the surface—igniting confidence, restoring natural luster, and forging a stronger, healthier coat that radiates the strength of a true protector.

  • Deep-cleansing bath with blueberry facial & moisturizing conditioner.
  • High-velocity blow-dry & relaxing brush-out.
  • Claw trim & buff (Optional paw trim).
  • Ear cleaning (Ear plucking on request).
  • Anal gland expression (On request).
  • Optional finishing scent.
  • The Hero’s Medal: Bandana, bowtie, or flower.

  

  Kyro's Take: Look, it's a bath. Sparky's over there acting like he's saving the world, but he's basically just playing with bubbles. Your dog might actually smell acceptable with this one. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, this is Sparky's favorite, so whatever—6/10 stars. You're welcome.
• LEVEL 2: Bath & Tactical Trim i

  Includes Level 1 bath plus light maintenance trim or outline scissoring.

  Before a legend can rise... armor must be purified. The heart must be tempered.

  Guided by Narmo's steady warmth, we overcome the elements to cleanse beyond the surface—igniting confidence, estoring natural luster, and forging a stronger, healthier coat that radiates the strength of a true protector.

  • Deep-cleansing bath with blueberry facial & moisturizing conditioner.
  • High-velocity blow-dry & relaxing brush-out.
  • Claw trim & buff (Optional paw trim).
  • Ear cleaning (Ear plucking on request).
  • Anal gland expression (On request).
  • Optional finishing scent.
  • The Hero’s Medal: Bandana, bowtie, or flower.

  

  Kyro's Take: "Look, it's a bath. Sparky's over there acting like he's saving the world, but he's basically just playing with bubbles. Your dog might actually smell acceptable with this one. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, this is Sparky's favorite, so whatever—6/10 stars. You're welcome."
• LEVEL 3: Full Forge Haircut i

  Includes Level 1 bath plus a complete full body haircut.

• LEVEL 4: Frontline Support i

  Fast, single-procedure maintenance (No full bath required).

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• Ember Touch Up i

  Maintenance trim of face, ears, tail, paws, and sanitary.

  Keep the fire burning bright by tending to the embers.

  This focused maintenance ritual clears the path ahead by refining the vision and securing the footing—ensuring your hero's armor remains pristine and functional between full armor refittings.

  • Face trim to clear the eyes and maintain the expression.
  • Paw pad trim and foot contouring to secure the grip.
  • Sanitary trim to protect the private area.
  • Available only as an add-on to the Protector's Bath.

  

  Kyro's Take: Yeah, yeah. Sparky thinks it's about 'keeping the flame alive' or some other dramatic nonsense. I just think it's about making sure the dog can see where it's going so it doesn't walk into a wall. 7/10 stars. Practical, I guess.
• Shadow Outline Trim i

  Full scissor trim to shorten and blend all coat feathers (underline, chest, legs, ears, tail, and rear).

  Keep your hero's edge sharp and striking. The legend will follow.

  This precise scissoring protocol refines the outline of the coat—defining the shadows and sharpening each line. Every stride is clean and intentional as we transform your hero's armor into a graceful silhouette.

  • Scissor trim to shorten and blend all feathers (underline, chest, legs, and rear).
  • Precision tidy for the paws, ears, face, and tail.
  • Available only as an add-on to the Protector's Bath.

  

  Kyro's Take: Look, if you aren't ready for a Full Forge Haircut, this is what you get. It's a precise trim so your dog can stop tripping over its own leg feathers. 8/10 stars. Whatever.

• Note: Shadow Outline Trim is reserved for traditional feathered drop-coats. For full body styling, please select Level 3: Full Forge Haircut.

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• Black Wolf De-Shed

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  As seasons shift and new journeys call, a hero's armor must be adaptable.

  Thick, heavy armor can be a burden, so we venture deep into the undercoat, extracting the dead weight of trapped fur before it takes over your home. For those shedding a smooth, lighter mantle, we hunt down any loose fur—revealing a sleek, luminous coat that echoes the powerful spirit of the wolf in every dog.

  • Premium De-Shedding Conditioner to loosen stubborn undercoat.
  • Targeted High-Velocity Airflow during and after bath to safely blow out trapped fur.
  • Elite Extraction Brushing to further remove shedding hair.
  • Available Only as an add-on to the Protector's Bath or Full Forge Haircut.

  

  Kyro's Take: Yeah, yeah. This is where we save your vacuum cleaner's life. If you don't want your house looking like a fur-storm—highly recommend. 8/10 stars. It's precise. I like precision.

• Oatmeal Armor Wash (Hypo-Allergenic)

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  Restorative oatmeal shampoo for sensitive skin.

• Earth Mineral Infusion

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  Deep thermal hydration to restore essential moisture to dry coats and flaky skin.

• Guardian's Shield Flea Bath

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  An emergency purge protocol to eradicate active fleas on contact: This treatment does not provide ongoing prevention.

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• Mecha-Byte Refresh

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  Topical tooth gel and minty oral spray to keep your hero’s "bite" fresh.

• Sentry Paw Burnish

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  Protective, restorative balm to condition dry, cracked paw pads.

• Princess Claw Polish

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  A custom, high-gloss colorful finish for the stylish hero or daring princess.

• Myster-E Upgrade

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  A premium seasonal package featuring specialty shampoo, matching cologne, and a themed bandana.

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• Standard Deployment i

  No extra cost, standard timing, rest breaks, kennel time.

• Flash-Fire Express i

  Straight through, no kennel time, additional surcharge.

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• Iron Grade i

  Short Blade Style

  The practical choice for the hero on the front lines.

  Our shortest maintenance option, this style uses high-precision blades (1/16" to 1/2"). Designed for maximum durability and a sleek, uniform finish that stands up to any adventure.

  • Recommended Frequency: 6–8 weeks.
  • Brushing Requirements: Minimal.
  • RateStandard Base Rate.
• Steel Grade i

  Elite Guard Style.

  Plush protection for the resilient guardian.

  This grade utilizes longer guard combs (5/8" to 1 1/4") to forge a lush, recognizable style. By maintaining a deeper coat length, we provide optimal comfort and a majestic, heroic appearance.

  • Recommended Frequency: 4-6 weeks.
  • Brushing Requirements: Moderate (Weekly brushing & combing).
  • RateAdditional Surcharge to cover additional coat prep and scissoring.
• Shadow Grade i

  Master Full Scissor & Specialty Cut.

  The ultimate style for the legendary warrior.

  Our most precise and demanding service. A full-body hand-sculpted finish or complex breed-standard specialty cut for the hero whose presence demands absolute perfection.

  • Recommended Frequency: 2-4 weeks.
  • Brushing Requirements: High (Daily brushing & combing).
  • RatePremium surcharge to cover full hand-scissoring and advanced styling time.

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• Metal Claw Edge

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  Precision claw trim, grinding, and paw pad tidy.

• Core Recharge

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  Quick walk-in trim for the face, paws, and private area to keep your hero moving.

• Alpha Ear Cleanse

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  Complete refreshing flush and cleaning to clear away dirt. Optional ear plucking on request.

• Rear Guard Relief

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  Quick, on-demand anal gland expression for immediate comfort.

• Jet-Blast Blowout

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  High-velocity targeted airflow to extract loose undercoat and debris.

• Radiant Brush-Up

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  On-the-spot comb-out to detangle and prevent matting.

• Mecha-Byte Refresh

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  Topical tooth gel and minty oral spray to keep your hero’s "bite" fresh.

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